You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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