oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
