sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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