If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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