That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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