What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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