Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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