there's paper in my vomit.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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