He felt like a one man threesome
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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