I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
So vagazzling was a success
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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