its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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