we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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