By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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