kristin has been a bad kristin
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
