I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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