We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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