do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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