that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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