Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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