I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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