We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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