What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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