Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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