Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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