i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
