Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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