I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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