do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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