this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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