East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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