i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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