I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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