Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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