I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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