Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just tell him i said nine months
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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