i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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