If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i barfeds in our rink
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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