she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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