this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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