I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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