I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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