I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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