She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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