i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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