She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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