I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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