Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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