i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just forgot I was standing up.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
