Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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