So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
