she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
