Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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